tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4077075126044741218.post777862122157017432..comments2023-11-02T09:29:02.607-04:00Comments on Lost In Holland: From The Archives: "How To Derail A Train With A Lump Of Sugar"Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4077075126044741218.post-47233135422207963092010-01-06T17:07:01.494-05:002010-01-06T17:07:01.494-05:00HA!!! Thanks for the laugh.
I fold. Always though...HA!!! Thanks for the laugh.<br />I fold. Always thought I had my hands full with 4 stair stepped kids, but you - with this post, You win. <br /><br />My friend took her 4 year old to the bathroom in a movie theater. It was a tight fit in the stall, and her daughter exclaimed loudly that she couldn't wait until she grew a penis. A woman in the next stall began to snicker as my friend explained to her daughter that in fact, since she was a GIRL she would never be growing a penis. "But YOU have one Mommy!", her daughter came back with. (The woman next door was losing it now). "Uh - No. I do not have a penis", clarified my friend (both for her girl and the lady next door). "Well then what's that big hairy thing?"<br /><br />At this point, my friend gently rapped on the wall separating her from the next door lady. "Can you please tell me when you leave so I can come out?"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4077075126044741218.post-35961655471072245192009-12-08T11:56:19.980-05:002009-12-08T11:56:19.980-05:00I hope you washed your hands before giving out cup...I hope you washed your hands before giving out cupcakes ;-) kids...gotta love them!Terahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15936397191156917837noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4077075126044741218.post-83017709605253939122009-12-08T11:19:43.141-05:002009-12-08T11:19:43.141-05:00Cupcakes are always a great redirect of any subjec...Cupcakes are always a great redirect of any subject!Genevievehttp://www.motherofconfusion.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4077075126044741218.post-68089582592977529952009-12-07T09:42:39.059-05:002009-12-07T09:42:39.059-05:00Ooooh, tricky situation!! Thank goodness for the c...Ooooh, tricky situation!! Thank goodness for the cupcakes. I have an almost-18-month-old toddler, and I'm dreading some of the awkward situations that she's going to reveal publicly about her mama.Beth L. Gainerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08780737397716824019noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4077075126044741218.post-72466603712863264142009-12-07T01:47:08.163-05:002009-12-07T01:47:08.163-05:00Thank you for the chuckle, though I'm certain ...Thank you for the chuckle, though I'm certain not a damn bit of it is really and truly funny in real life. But as the saying goes, you gotta laugh...Mama Debhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08381495916734086130noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4077075126044741218.post-90510765667859521752009-12-06T21:41:20.566-05:002009-12-06T21:41:20.566-05:00That is exactly what I would have done, too. (So f...That is exactly what I would have done, too. (So funny!)Traciehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10612857982151448455noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4077075126044741218.post-51560984105155325362009-12-05T20:38:51.115-05:002009-12-05T20:38:51.115-05:00If nothing else our children keep us humble and pr...If nothing else our children keep us humble and provide so many laughs. Great story!Cindahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16094311567888874509noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4077075126044741218.post-90324425021065641092009-12-05T00:52:14.304-05:002009-12-05T00:52:14.304-05:00My mother's favorite story about me happened w...My mother's favorite story about me happened when I was three years old and she took me to Disneyland. She took me in the bathroom stall with her, and apparently, when she sat down to pee, in a very loud voice I demanded, "You mean you have HAIR THERE?!" <br /><br />P.S. The title of this post is perfect.Tanya @ TeenAutismhttp://teenautism.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4077075126044741218.post-17750310008837715592009-12-04T20:00:07.268-05:002009-12-04T20:00:07.268-05:00I love this. I once heard a story of a little girl...I love this. I once heard a story of a little girl taking a shower with her mother, and she pointed to her pubic hair and asked what it was. Her mother told her it was called "pubic hair," and the little girl said, "Oooo-fancy!"Elizabethhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03313726816776097840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4077075126044741218.post-42353429298412570602009-12-04T18:39:53.441-05:002009-12-04T18:39:53.441-05:00I never thought I would share this...
Finn, our 2...I never thought I would share this...<br /><br />Finn, our 2-year-old, comes into the bathroom every morning as I emerge from the shower and points to my ... and yells "dirty! dirty!"<br /><br />And then I shut the door in his face. <br /><br />Cupcakes might work better.pixiemamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15343744406666443879noreply@blogger.com