Okay, is it bad to eat an entire sleeve of Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies in a 10 minute period? Then, follow them a few hours later with 4 Carmel deLites (and oh, they ARE deLite-full!). Then, skip dinner because you feel like a beached chocolate whale and instead opt to have a giant glass of red wine at 9:00 pm? This isn't really the kind of nutritious diet I'm going for... especially since I haven't gotten on my million dollar elliptical (I begged my husband to buy me) in about 7 months now.
Damn those Girl Scouts and their cookies! I didn't even BUY these ... they were gifted to me by my niece... well, by her mom who bought them and then didn't want them in HER house. Thanks.
When I don't have this stuff in the house, it's outta site outta mind. Now, it's here and I can't control myself. I need to throw them out. Give them away. Or just gorge on them today and they'll be gone tomorrow. I like the latter.
Excuse me while I go tackle my last box: the dreaded Peanut Butter Patties. You will pay, Girl Scouts of America. And your little dog too! Some how... some way... I'll make you pay...