Humbly, "It"

I was just playing Freeze Tag and Duck Duck Goose outside with Pinkalicious. I could not out-run her. For real. Totally embarrassing. I couldn't catch her, and I was always "It."

I was not even pretending for the sake of building her confidence. Couldn't out-run. Couldn't catch. Um, she's 4.

It didn't help that she was running in large, concentric circles which made me a tad motion sick. Perhaps that was all part of her diabolic plan.

I think I sprained a Gluteous Maximus.

Thank Goodness the game was called due to rain.