My friend just got a beautiful tattoo of angel wings on her back. Gorgeous. It reminds me that I really wanted to get a tattoo for my fou---ahem-- ahem--- cough-- ith birthday. My birthday was in November. Am I going to do this or not? Seeing her tattoo reignited my desire. I just don't know what to get. Or where to get it. Figuring these things out WOULD help.
CB's breath smells exactly like a watermelon-scented car air freshener. That is because she just ate one.
My husband never has bad breath in the morning. Is that just freakish or what? Mine on the other hand is absolutely horrible. That's what I get for maintaining a fluid intake restricted to coffee and diet Pepsi.
Should I call poison control? Not for the coffee and diet Pepsi, but the whole eating an air freshener thing. (Though, my level of aspartame consumption should be run by a professional.) She didn't technically EAT it, just chewed it up into a raggedy pulp.
How long do ground hogs live? We have a "pet" groundhog that lives in our backyard behind our shed. He's been here for almost 4 years. But, I'm really obsessed with knowing if it's the SAME ground hog we see every spring, or a different one. I mean, what's the life span of these dudes? I'm not even sure if he's a ground hog or beaver. He sports a beaverish tail, but there is no water near us. I'm pretty sure they can't function without building a dam. It's like CB's stimming. There's a gravitational pull to do it. He'd be totally out of his element without water.
Regardless, he's some rolly polly large brown mammal and we love love him. We call him Fred.