A conversation I should NOT YET be having with a little girl that JUST turned 5.
Pink: "Why does CB get to wear a bra? I want to wear a bra too!!!"
Me: "She wears a bra because she's a teenager. You're not old enough yet."
Pink: "How about I wear one of those LITTLE bras?"
I know she's refering to the little training bras she saw in the Girl's section of a department store and went bananas over.
Me, stiffling an amuzed chuckle: "Honey, you have nothing to PUT in it."
Pink yanks up her shirt and says with pride:"Yes I do. See? I have little volcanos!"
Lord, please help me....